GREETINGS NON-EVIL PEOPLE
My name is Sams, brother to the Dark Knight Paul.
You have stumbled upon my evil lair.
Firstly, let's get credit out of the way. The door was made by Bridgeman.
The bridge was made by Doorman.
Anyway, take a look at the evil place.
ooooooh, So spooky..
Please note, the image may differ from the actual lair..
Our picture taker used all of this fancy stuff.
ANYWAY, THE PASSWORD.
I gave my bones a shine!
Do you really think I'd just..
Give it away? WELL I WON'T.
You will have to play a game.
The button game.
ONE OF THESE BUTTONS
CONTAINS THE PASSWORD.
But which one?
I can't make buttons on a scroll..
Okay, plan B.
If you're confused, think about the lovely images.
Go back up!
Oh fine, the real puzzle.
Day 0, Hour 0, Minute 0, Second 22
The lair has been made!
Sam's Journal #2
Day 1, Hour 4, Minute 1, Second 24
Door to lair made!
Sam's Journal #3
Day 1, Hour 5, Minute 1, Second 29
Making pasta. Need to think of door password.
Sam's Journal #4
Day 1, Hour 5, Minute 19, Second 22
Paul sent me a picture of this paladin. H.O.T.
Sam's Journal #5
Day 3, Hour 2, Minute 1, Second 9
Password for door made.
Sam's Journal #6
Day 3, Hour 3, Minute 2, Second 11
I forgot the password. It's cold outside. Help.
Sam's Journal #7
Day 3, Hour 4, Minute 22, Second 19
I made rock nachos.
Sam's Journal #8
Day 4, Hour 9, Minute 3, Second 5
Sam's Journal #9
Day 6, Hour 19, Minute 23, Second 55
I think Paul is dead.
Sam's Journal #10
Day 10, Hour 4, Minute 3, Second 22
Paul escaped from some evil poker players.
Sam's Journal #11
Day 12 Hour 6, Minute 9, Second 26
I forgot to mention, I thought of the new password six days ago.
Sam's Journal #12
Day 16 Hour 16, Minute 29, Second 44
Bridge man has been hired again.
Sam's Journal #13
Day 18 Hour 6, Minute 2, Second 4
I'm going to leave my journal outside. Don't ask why.