GREETINGS NON-EVIL PEOPLE

My name is Sams, brother to the Dark Knight Paul.

You have stumbled upon my evil lair.

Firstly, let's get credit out of the way. The door was made by Bridgeman.

The bridge was made by Doorman.

Anyway, take a look at the evil place.

ooooooh, So spooky..

Please note, the image may differ from the actual lair..

Our picture taker used all of this fancy stuff.

ANYWAY, THE PASSWORD.

I gave my bones a shine!

Do you really think I'd just..

Give it away? WELL I WON'T.

You will have to play a game.

Click For Password

The button game.

ONE OF THESE BUTTONS

CONTAINS THE PASSWORD.

But which one?

Wait..

I can't make buttons on a scroll..

DAMNIT!

Okay, plan B.

1252

32915

344

44

45

111 If you're confused, think about the lovely images.

Sssh

Stop reading

Go back up!

Oh fine, the real puzzle.

Sam's Journal

Day 0, Hour 0, Minute 0, Second 22

The lair has been made!

Sam's Journal #2

Day 1, Hour 4, Minute 1, Second 24

Door to lair made!

Sam's Journal #3

Day 1, Hour 5, Minute 1, Second 29

Making pasta. Need to think of door password.

Sam's Journal #4

Day 1, Hour 5, Minute 19, Second 22

Paul sent me a picture of this paladin. H.O.T.

Sam's Journal #5

Day 3, Hour 2, Minute 1, Second 9

Password for door made.

Sam's Journal #6

Day 3, Hour 3, Minute 2, Second 11

I forgot the password. It's cold outside. Help.

Sam's Journal #7

Day 3, Hour 4, Minute 22, Second 19

I made rock nachos.

Sam's Journal #8

Day 4, Hour 9, Minute 3, Second 5

Mmm, nachos.

Sam's Journal #9

Day 6, Hour 19, Minute 23, Second 55

I think Paul is dead.

Sam's Journal #10

Day 10, Hour 4, Minute 3, Second 22

Paul escaped from some evil poker players.

Sam's Journal #11

Day 12 Hour 6, Minute 9, Second 26

I forgot to mention, I thought of the new password six days ago.

Sam's Journal #12

Day 16 Hour 16, Minute 29, Second 44

Bridge man has been hired again.

Sam's Journal #13

Day 18 Hour 6, Minute 2, Second 4

I'm going to leave my journal outside. Don't ask why.

This puzzle is so...

Boning to make.

Bones, bones, bones. Oh how they excite me so.

Plan B for

BONE!

You're so boned reading this.

I feel it in my bones.

I'd say more puns but I don't have the stomach for it!

I have a big funny bone I'm told.