







GREETINGS NON-EVIL PEOPLE
My name is Sams, brother to the Dark Knight Paul.
You have stumbled upon my evil lair.
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Firstly, let's get credit out of the way. The door was made by Bridgeman.
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The bridge was made by Doorman.
Anyway, take a look at the evil place.

ooooooh, So spooky..
Please note, the image may differ from the actual lair..
Our picture taker used all of this fancy stuff.
ANYWAY, THE PASSWORD.

I gave my bones a shine!
Do you really think I'd just..
Give it away? WELL I WON'T.
You will have to play a game.
The button game.
ONE OF THESE BUTTONS
CONTAINS THE PASSWORD.
But which one?
Wait..
I can't make buttons on a scroll..
DAMNIT!
Okay, plan B.
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If you're confused, think about the lovely images.
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Sssh
Stop reading
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Go back up!
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Oh fine, the real puzzle.
Sam's Journal
Day 0, Hour 0, Minute 0, Second 22
The lair has been made!
Sam's Journal #2
Day 1, Hour 4, Minute 1, Second 24
Door to lair made!
Sam's Journal #3
Day 1, Hour 5, Minute 1, Second 29
Making pasta. Need to think of door password.
Sam's Journal #4
Day 1, Hour 5, Minute 19, Second 22
Paul sent me a picture of this paladin. H.O.T.
Sam's Journal #5
Day 3, Hour 2, Minute 1, Second 9
Password for door made.
Sam's Journal #6
Day 3, Hour 3, Minute 2, Second 11
I forgot the password. It's cold outside. Help.
Sam's Journal #7
Day 3, Hour 4, Minute 22, Second 19
I made rock nachos.
Sam's Journal #8
Day 4, Hour 9, Minute 3, Second 5
Mmm, nachos.
Sam's Journal #9
Day 6, Hour 19, Minute 23, Second 55
I think Paul is dead.
Sam's Journal #10
Day 10, Hour 4, Minute 3, Second 22
Paul escaped from some evil poker players.
Sam's Journal #11
Day 12 Hour 6, Minute 9, Second 26
I forgot to mention, I thought of the new password six days ago.
Sam's Journal #12
Day 16 Hour 16, Minute 29, Second 44
Bridge man has been hired again.
Sam's Journal #13
Day 18 Hour 6, Minute 2, Second 4
I'm going to leave my journal outside. Don't ask why.
This puzzle is so...
Boning to make.
Bones, bones, bones. Oh how they excite me so.
Plan B for
BONE!
You're so boned reading this.
I feel it in my bones.
I'd say more puns but I don't have the stomach for it!​
I have a big funny bone I'm told.
OR ELSE BE
BONEISHED
FROM MY SCROLL!


Help me...
Please...

BONEGONE!
