GREETINGS NON-EVIL PEOPLE
My name is Sams, brother to the Dark Knight Paul.
You have stumbled upon my evil lair.
Firstly, let's get credit out of the way. The door was made by Bridgeman.
The bridge was made by Doorman.
Anyway, take a look at the evil place.
ooooooh, So spooky..
Please note, the image may differ from the actual lair..
Our picture taker used all of this fancy stuff.
ANYWAY, THE PASSWORD.
I gave my bones a shine!
Do you really think I'd just..
Give it away? WELL I WON'T.
You will have to play a game.
The button game.
ONE OF THESE BUTTONS
CONTAINS THE PASSWORD.
But which one?
I can't make buttons on a scroll..
Okay, plan B.
If you're confused, think about the lovely images.
Go back up!
Oh fine, the real puzzle.
This puzzle is so...
Boning to make.
Bones, bones, bones. Oh how they excite me so.
Plan B for
You're so boned reading this.
I feel it in my bones.
I'd say more puns but I don't have the stomach for it!
I have a big funny bone I'm told.
OR ELSE BE
FROM MY SCROLL!